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Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 390 Points

100% Complete

Medals Earned: 38/52 (190/355 points)

Secret #10 5 Points

A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.

Secret #11 5 Points

A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.

Secret #12 5 Points

A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.

Secret #13 5 Points

A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.

Secret #15 5 Points

In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.

Secret #17 5 Points

A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.

Secret #18 5 Points

Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.

Secret #19 5 Points

Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.

Secret #2 5 Points

A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.

Secret #20 5 Points

Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.

Secret #21 5 Points

Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.

Secret #22 5 Points

The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.

Secret #23 5 Points

Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.

Secret #24 5 Points

X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

Secret #26 5 Points

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.

Secret #27 5 Points

Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.

Secret #28 5 Points

Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.

Secret #29 5 Points

Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.

Secret #3 5 Points

Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.

Secret #31 5 Points

A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.

Secret #32 5 Points

Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.

Secret #33 5 Points

Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.

Secret #34 5 Points

Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.

Secret #36 5 Points

A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.

Secret #37 5 Points

A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.

Secret #39 5 Points

A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.

Secret #4 5 Points

Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.

Secret #40 5 Points

A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

Secret #41 5 Points

A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.

Secret #42 5 Points

The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).

Secret #46 5 Points

Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.

Secret #47 5 Points

Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.

Secret #50 5 Points

Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.

Secret #6 5 Points

F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

Secret #7 5 Points

A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.

Secret #8 5 Points

Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.

Secret #9 5 Points

Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.

Winner 5 Points

A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.

Secret #1 5 Points

Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.

Secret #14 5 Points

An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.

Secret #16 5 Points

Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.

Secret #25 5 Points

The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.

Secret #30 5 Points

An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).

Secret #35 5 Points

Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.

Secret #38 5 Points

Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.

Secret #43 5 Points

iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..

Secret #44 5 Points

Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.

Secret #45 5 Points

A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.

Secret #48 5 Points

Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.

Secret #49 5 Points

A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.

Secret #5 5 Points

A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.

100 Percent 100 Points

100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Glitch Lab

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)

Game Over 25 Points

Finish the game

Collect all coins 50 Points

Just get 'em

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Labyrinth: SoS

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/150 points)

Daft Punk 10 Points

Get the Strongest Armor Helmet

Reptile Ransack 10 Points

Beat the Boss

Acid Drop 10 Points

Lure an enemy into an acid pool

Ammo Ambush 10 Points

Reach 99 Ammo

Breaking and Entering 10 Points

Break into a Boss Battle without Destroying all the Orbs First

Power Presence 25 Points

Collect all 7 Permanent Upgrades in One Game

Sky Commander 25 Points

Get the wings

Lucky 13 50 Points

Reach Level 13

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Samurai

Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/200 points)

Bronze 5 Points

Reach wave 5

Silver 10 Points

Reach wave 10

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Gold 25 Points

Reach wave 15

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The Drawing Grounds

Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)

Junior Artist 5 Points

Finished your first drawing.

Messenger 5 Points

Notified someone after taking your turn.

Randomizer 5 Points

Started a game with a random user.

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Umad? 5 Points

Found the hidden troll face.

Sketcher 10 Points

Reach a score of at least 10.

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Vex 3

Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/235 points)

Act 1 5 Points

Complete Act 1 to any rank.

Act 2 5 Points

Complete Act 2 to any rank.

Act 3 5 Points

Complete Act 3 to any rank.

Act 4 5 Points

Complete Act 4 to any rank.

Act 5 5 Points

Complete Act 5 to any rank.

Act 6 5 Points

Complete Act 6 to any rank.

Act 7 5 Points

Complete Act 7 to any rank.

Act 8 5 Points

Complete Act 8 to any rank.

Death Tycoon 5 Points

Get over 100 total deaths.

Gasping 5 Points

Surface from swimming with one bubble left.

Heads Up 5 Points

Get crushed by a pushable block.

Act 9 5 Points

Complete Act 9 to any rank.

Caretaker 5 Points

Hold 4 keys at one time.

Perfect! 5 Points

Achieve Perfect on any act.

Time Flies V2.0 5 Points

Play the game for over one hour.

Vexation 10 Points

Complete the Vexation to any rank.

Astronomer 25 Points

Collect every star in the game.

Olympian 25 Points

Achieve Gold or better on every act.

Perfectionist 50 Points

Achieve Perfect on every act.

Winner 50 Points

Beat every act in challenge mode.