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Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 390 Points

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Secret #10 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #11 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #12 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #15 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #17 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #18 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #19 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 Unlocked 7/11/13
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Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #23 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #24 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #26 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #28 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #31 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 Unlocked 7/11/13
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Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #36 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #39 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #40 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Secret #41 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 Unlocked 7/11/13
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #46 Unlocked 7/11/13
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 Unlocked 7/11/13
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #50 Unlocked 7/11/13
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
Winner Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #1 5 Points Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #16 5 Points Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #25 5 Points The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #30 5 Points An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #35 5 Points Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #38 5 Points Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #43 5 Points iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 5 Points Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 5 Points A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
Secret #49 5 Points A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 5 Points A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 38/52 (190/355 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
well! what is it!
03 ePolaroid Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
*looks skyward*
04 The Smartest Man in the World Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
*points down*
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 10/9/14
5 Points
prostration
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
05 Billbored 5 Points praise the sun!
06 Endgame 5 Points *proper bow*
07 Moustache Man 5 Points r1 r1 r1 r1
09 Hitmen 5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 030 dies
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

Glitch Lab

Game Over Unlocked 10/7/14
25 Points
Finish the game
Collect all coins 50 Points Just get 'em
Credits Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
H@ckerz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)

Labyrinth: SoS

Daft Punk Unlocked 10/8/14
10 Points
Get the Strongest Armor Helmet
Reptile Ransack Unlocked 10/8/14
10 Points
Beat the Boss
Acid Drop 10 Points Lure an enemy into an acid pool
Ammo Ambush 10 Points Reach 99 Ammo
Breaking and Entering 10 Points Break into a Boss Battle without Destroying all the Orbs First
Power Presence 25 Points Collect all 7 Permanent Upgrades in One Game
Sky Commander 25 Points Get the wings
Lucky 13 50 Points Reach Level 13

Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/150 points)

Relive Your Life

Dressing in Drag Unlocked 7/11/13
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 7/11/13
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 7/11/13
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 7/11/13
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)

Samurai

Bronze Unlocked 10/8/14
5 Points
Reach wave 5
Dodge Unlocked 10/8/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Silver Unlocked 10/8/14
10 Points
Reach wave 10
Gold 25 Points Reach wave 15
Double kill Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tårta Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
OVER 9000!!!!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/200 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Colorpicker Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Junior Artist Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Messenger Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Randomizer Unlocked 7/11/13
5 Points
Started a game with a random user.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)

Vex 3

Act 1 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 1 to any rank.
Act 2 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 2 to any rank.
Act 3 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 3 to any rank.
Act 4 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 4 to any rank.
Act 5 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 5 to any rank.
Act 6 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 6 to any rank.
Act 7 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 7 to any rank.
Act 8 Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Complete Act 8 to any rank.
Death Tycoon Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Get over 100 total deaths.
Gasping Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Surface from swimming with one bubble left.
Heads Up Unlocked 10/7/14
5 Points
Get crushed by a pushable block.
Act 9 5 Points Complete Act 9 to any rank.
Caretaker 5 Points Hold 4 keys at one time.
Perfect! 5 Points Achieve Perfect on any act.
Time Flies V2.0 5 Points Play the game for over one hour.
Vexation 10 Points Complete the Vexation to any rank.
Astronomer 25 Points Collect every star in the game.
Olympian 25 Points Achieve Gold or better on every act.
Perfectionist 50 Points Achieve Perfect on every act.
Winner 50 Points Beat every act in challenge mode.

Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/235 points)